September222014
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I don’t know if sixpenceee is still doing “Glitch in the Matrix” stories, but I have a good one. I forgot to check on my family’s turkeys and chickens today, so I had to go do it after dark. I live in the middle of the woods and our barn isn’t attached to the house, so I grabbed a screwdriver to keep in my pocket in case I ran into one of the many feral animals that live in the woods. I was filling up some water jugs, but had to move them outside the barn to empty the refuse from them. I was bringing them back into the barn and the screwdriver fell out of my pocket onto the floor. I looked back, saw where it was, and kept going. I put the jugs down and went back towards the door where the handle to turn on the water was, which was also where I dropped the screwdriver. I got there and the screwdriver was gone. It wasn’t on the floor, our barn is built on level ground, I had been gone less than half a minute and hadn’t heard anything. I went back to where I’d been filling the jugs outside and it was lying on the ground. It was ten feet from where I’d left it and out a door, so there was no way it could have gotten there by itself. I must have lift it, but I distinctly remember seeing it on the floor inside.

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unclefather:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

Okay but when will her abuser be kicked off campus. We want justice for her

unclefather:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

Okay but when will her abuser be kicked off campus. We want justice for her

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kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

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vasqwar:

lecarlychemical:

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

Last nights conversation vasqwar

Holy shit. Dude.

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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

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do-you-have-a-flag:

if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time

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